Aug 27, 2014
@ 2:04 AM

i googled step-cousin to see if it had a hyphen or not and all of the results are from people trying to figure out if it’s ok to have sex with their step-cousins



Aug 27, 2014
@ 2:01 AM

my step-cousin had a baby today, that’s the first new person born into the family since 1995

— tagged as: #born into as opposed to added by marriage #like the step-cousins were


Aug 27, 2014
@ 12:04 AM

i love how i wasn’t on tumblr for hours and i come back and everyones still talking about those people grace dragged

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Aug 27, 2014
@ 12:02 AM

greasydylanobrien:

didn’t realize there’s an age limit to slash shipping guess i have to reevaluate my five year plan

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Aug 27, 2014
@ 12:01 AM

my cat ate a hole in a garbage bag shes one of my problematic faves

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Aug 26, 2014
@ 10:41 PM

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

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Aug 26, 2014
@ 10:22 PM
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Aug 26, 2014
@ 10:03 PM

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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Aug 26, 2014
@ 9:45 PM

So the girl is as clever as she is pretty

So the girl is as clever as she is pretty

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Aug 26, 2014
@ 9:26 PM
http://instagram.com/p/sIUTG3r8eA/
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Aug 26, 2014
@ 9:07 PM
tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

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Aug 26, 2014
@ 8:48 PM

romastreet:

never forget.

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Aug 26, 2014
@ 8:29 PM

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

image

You are a hero among procrastinators 

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Aug 26, 2014
@ 8:10 PM

cargorabbit:

oh my god

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Aug 26, 2014
@ 7:51 PM
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